The Pete and Wayne Show DOUBLE LIVE 2-CD Set

CD #1 Tracks:  
Pete and Wayne
try to do a cover song
Homosexual Monkey Hunter
(The Ballad of Wang Pu)

There's a Dead Guy
on My Windshield

The Key West Chicken Song
I Wouldn't F*^%k Her
Ugliest Woman Blues
The Rectum of Ella Fitzgerald
Signs (no dirty words)

CD #2 Tracks:

F%*^k You, You suck, Blow me
Monkey Pox
Moose Song (Live)
The F%*^k You Song
Moose Song
(Studio Version)

Your Mutha (Studio Version)
Sonic Landscape #79

• Listen to track clips
with compatible MP3 player

P&W 2-CD Set $24.95
Pete & Wayne had just too much to give in this new CD so they decided to give it all to their fans, a two-disc set chocked with new songs and some favorites twisted for your approval!
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